Snakes On A Train (2006)

A couple of illegal, Mexican immigrants sneak on to a train where the woman starts coughing up snakes. People die and then a really big snake appears and attacks the train. The ending is ridiculous, which is partly what The Asylum are known for doing in their movies. It’s nowhere near as good as it should be, even with green goo, and that’s because there are way too many stories going on between passengers on the train, and we don’t need to see that krud. All we want to see is snakes and killing and hysteria.