25 August 2009

Alien Uprising (2008)

A squad of marines awaken from a cryogenic sleep on their spacecraft and are sent on a mission to quell an uprising on a prison planet. They arrive to find they aren’t the first team to be sent there and that there is monster killing the inmates. Prisoners and soldiers join together to fight the by-product of genetic experimentation.








Alien Uprising makes me think that someone watched the Alien movies while drunk and half asleep, and then tried to recreate them with their friends when they woke up. The sets and effects are as dodgy as those from Doctor Who in the eighties, which is okay if you have a story the equivalent of Doctor Who. Alien Uprising doesn’t, and not even cute women with guns kissing can save it.



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