31 August 2009
Anvil (aka The Story Of Anvil) (2009)
30 August 2009
28 August 2009
The Amazing Screw-On Head (2006)
There are two histories, the public history that everyone knows, and the secret history. The Amazing Screw-On head falls in to the second, as the eponymous star undertakes covert missions for president Abraham Lincoln. This time, Head (Paul Giamatti) goes after Emperor Zombie (David Hyde Pierce) and his vampire lover Patience (
Molly Shannon) who have a predilection for killing Head’s servants (amongst other dastardly acts).27 August 2009
Brotherhood Of Blood (2007)
This is a vampire film that plays out like a cops and gangsters film more than a traditional vampire story. There are two warring factions, a capture and imprisonment, rumours of the return of a major bad guy, and one of the players may not be who they think he is. The Usual Suspects meets Infernal Affairs.
Brotherhood Of Blood is super low budget (which is certainly okay), has a promising concept (which is also okay), and yet I struggled to stay focused. A plus for the movie is the cast that is talented and knows the genre, including Victoria Pratt (Cleopatra 2525, Mutant X, House Of The Dead 2) looking better than ever, Sid Haig (Galaxy Of Terror, House Of A 1000 Corpses), Ken Foree (The Wanderers, Dawn Of The Dead), Jason Connery (The Devil’s Tomb), Wes Ramsey (Charmed), and Rachel Grant (Angelina Jolie’s body double in Lara Croft Tomb Raider).
26 August 2009
Dark Uprising (2007)
The story is a bit muddled, but it starts with a young girl, Summer, vanishing in mysterious circumstances. Years later, Jason goes on a camping trip with best friend Ricky to win back his ex-girlfriend Jasmine. Jasmine is now batting for the other side, but Jason is oblivious to this, even though Jasmine’s new girlfriend, Marlene, is also on the trip and making out with her. A third girl, Renee, is on the trip and dabbling in the occult. A portal to other dimension opens and a “terrifying” demon enters our world, and so does a fully grown Summer who is now a beautiful warrior. Death, demonic possession and romance follow shortly after.
Dark Uprising is an easy to watch, light-hearted comedy where most of the humour is based around the characters, with the cast delivering their lines with the appropriate sincerity. Brigitte Kingsley (Summer) is not just an actor and eye candy, she is also a producer, and is good at all three roles. Landy Cannon (Jason) does a great job in a role that would make Bruce Campbell proud. Jason Reso (Ricky) has done some comedy in his wrestling days, as WWE Superstar Christian Cage, and pulls of a Sean William Scott style character here, sleazy and shallow and a foil to the hero’s honest naivety. Julia Schneider is also damn cute as the occult obsessed Renee , and Haley Shannon rounds of our quartet of natural beauties as Marlene. The plot is nothing much like Evil Dead even though I compare them, but Dark Rising is set in a forest and ends with an opening for a much bigger, Army Of Darkness style sequel.
25 August 2009
Alien Uprising (2008)
Alien Uprising makes me think that someone watched the Alien movies while drunk and half asleep, and then tried to recreate them with their friends when they woke up. The sets and effects are as dodgy as those from Doctor Who in the eighties, which is okay if you have a story the equivalent of Doctor Who. Alien Uprising doesn’t, and not even cute women with guns kissing can save it.
18 August 2009
100 Million BC (aka Jurassic Commando) (2008)
17 August 2009
Marine Boy (aka Undersea Boy Marine)
14 August 2009
Riverworld (2003)
I have no major complaints with the actors (Daddo is his usual one dimensional self, Johnson is as bland as his character, Cake is wonderful), or the effects people for doing what they could with a limited budget, but I have a problem with whoever decided on the plot for movie (which is really the pilot for a cancelled series). Reducing the concepts and imagination of Farmer’s book had to happen for television, but making such a grand idea so mundane did not.