05 August 2008

See No Evil

Wrestling superstar Kane (WWE's Big, Red Machine) is a psychopathic slayer who, in the tradition of all cliched films, was abused as a child. There is no surprise when a group of teens have to spend the night in the deserted hotel that Jacob will start killing them and taking their eyes, hence the title. This is a film without scares, suspense, or an original idea. The only novelty is that it is directed by former adult film director Gregory ‘New Wave Hookers’ Dark. Bring back Freddy Kreuger.

2 comments:

spacedlaw said...

Well it is still a use for spare left-over wrestlers, I suppose...
Keeps them off the streets and trouble hopefully.

fabulous heretic said...

I can think of other, crueler, things to do with them.