I think Grant Morrison said it better in The Authority.
29 June 2010
The Keeper (2009)
Steven Seagal (Against The Dark, Urban Justice, Cockpuncher) isn’t even trying anymore. This film reworks his far superior Hard To Kill with touches of Man On Fire.
If you want a laugh, read his entry on imdb that starts, “Steven Seagal is a striking, somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail), and usually impeccably dressed action star”.