28 July 2008

Something Beneath (2007)

Kevin Sorbo (Hercules) drops the leather and dons a priest’s collar to star in this horror movie with an environmental message. Something Underneath is a “massive fluid multicell entity whose parts can move independently or reticulate into a single network”. That means there is a black goo monster living in the sewer and killing people at an ecological summit. There are much better stories that should be filmed rather than this unoriginal and blandly executed tale. Sorbo is full of nonchalant charm though.

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